Check your corners. Travel in buddy teams. Don’t get drunk without a sober team leader to manage your shenanigans… or else you could fall prey to a feral Lena Dunham, and forced to reciprocate inside her cavernous tuna-canoe like so many victims before you.
Now, I have been watching you shitbirds post up, just like your creepy uncle used to watch you in the shower, and I have noticed that some of you don’t have the first clue about how we got to this point, what the hell it all means, and why Israel is important to us. Well, Ima break it down for ya – Barney style.