He then THREW it all in the lake. He threw all of his fucking household goods IN THE LAKE! It looked like someone took a U-Haul and just dumped it in there. Everything. Coffee tables, couches, recliners…all of it.
Naturally the chronically offended liberal dingbats of Washington State were ‘traumatized’ by the appearance of such an imposing Johnson floating through the atmosphere above their homes and quickly took to social media to bitch about it.