Check your corners. Travel in buddy teams. Don’t get drunk without a sober team leader to manage your shenanigans… or else you could fall prey to a feral Lena Dunham, and forced to reciprocate inside her cavernous tuna-canoe like so many victims before you.
Before we get to the story of this titan among men, let’s first address what ‘Thumos’ is. Thumos is a concept that dates back to the ancient Greeks. It translates roughly to “Spiritedness” or “Driving Passion” and is one of the most essential aspects of manhood in the Greek tradition.
I understand why liberal women hate men now, the only ones you associate with are liberal men; leading you to the conclusion this must be how all men act. Now that some young hopeful actress decided to retain her dignity and denied that fat tumor of a man his satisfaction and actually reported to the police that he attempted to brutalize her before blowing his load in a potted plant (Yes, that actually happened – and there’s a police report on it); you sanctimonious cunts were lining up on Twitter to proclaim your victimhood with “#MeToo”.