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Gruntworks Media’s 10 Dumbest Fucking Things the U.S. Military Ever Did – 9) Sky Penis, 2017

Naturally the chronically offended liberal dingbats of Washington State were ‘traumatized’ by the appearance of such an imposing Johnson floating through the atmosphere above their homes and quickly took to social media to bitch about it.

Iron Mike – Gruntworks contributing blogger

9) Sky Penis, 2017

In terms of military embarrassments, this one is actually pretty fucking hilarious and did not cause any damage or loss-of-life. Just a couple Naval Aviators who thought it would be funny to pay homage to a central theme of the US Navy across the wild blue yonder with their EA-18 Growler Electronic Warfare Aircraft. Two Navy Lieutenants from Electronic Attack Squadron 130 (“The Zappers”) performed the unauthorized maneuver over Washington State during a routine training exercise in November of 2017, using their aircraft’s contrails to depict a stylized phallus and testicles in the sky.

Naturally the chronically offended liberal dingbats of Washington State were ‘traumatized’ by the appearance of such an imposing Johnson floating through the atmosphere above their homes and quickly took to social media to bitch about it.

Everyone with a sense of humor just laughed and went about their day. Unfortunately, the two unnamed pilots were grounded and faced administrative punishment for “Embarrassment to the Navy” … While their careers may be hurt and the Navy will be the butt of a lot of gay jokes for years to cum (See what I did there?), these two guys will 10 Dumb Things - 9-2probably never have to buy their own beers ever again.

Not to be outdone, a Marine Corps trainee pilot out of MCAS Miramar repeated the stunt in October of 2018 using a T-34C training aircraft, but did not get nearly the attention the Navy guys did since they only traced their penis with their flight path on radar and not by their contrails over a populated area. It may also be worth noting that the Navy also had the bigger penis…

View the news story where the anchor is clearly trying not to lose his shit on camera here.

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1 comment on “Gruntworks Media’s 10 Dumbest Fucking Things the U.S. Military Ever Did – 9) Sky Penis, 2017

  1. Pingback: Gruntworks Media’s 10 Dumbest Fucking Things the U.S. Military Ever Did #8 – USAF bombs Italy 40 years after end of WWII – GruntWorksMedia

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