At Ease – Rest.
Well, this week has been a clusterfuck. I thought Meach had finally gone completely crazy with that APC, but it turned out to be an LT from the National Guard. Nonetheless, I have to remind everyone that stealing a vehicle from the motor pool – while high – and then driving down the fucking interstate is UNSAT. Jeezuz. The shit I have to say because of idiots.
Welcome to summer – and hurricane season. Remember to drink water, and have your supplies ready for bad weather. DO NOT be that asshole who hears about a hurricane and waits until the last minute to rush down to the grocery store to buy batteries, milk and bread – just to find out that they are sold out. And about the milk and bread – you know you don’t keep that shit in the house normally, why THE FUCK are you buying it now? AND, since your dumb ass doesn’t have a generator because most of your paycheck goes to that 2018 Shelby Mustang GT500 that you bought at 28% interest, the milk is gonna go bad when the power goes out. Dumbass.
Anyway – the wars in the mid-east go on – although it looks like Israel is helping field test some of our latest gear, like the F35… and the Russians are realizing that their “unbeatable” anti-air assets are less than unbeatable. Likewise, the POTUS has played Kim Dum Yum Yum like a fucking fiddle and the talks are back on. Well played, Sir!
It’s a regular weekend – so be ready for PT Monday morning. I have an upcoming high-altitude expedition coming up and need to start training for that. SOOOOOO – we have a 12-mile ruck-march for PT. Yay, huh? Yeah, fuck me. Remember to PMCS your ghetto sleds.
Don’t drink and drive – and definitely don’t get high and drive an M577.
If she is wearing glitter, she is a stripper – and wants access to the PX – don’t do it!
Wrap that rascal if you do!
Don’t beat your wife or kick your dog.
IF you see PVT Berghdal in public…let’s just say that there may be a 4-day pass in it for proof of him “falling down” onto his face.
Platoon Sergeants – get them the fuck out of here.