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Weekend Safety Brief – 18May18

Remember that dependas are vile creatures they just want your PX privileges.


Fall in! At ease! Rest…

Well it looks like all that glitters is not gold. While I think we all still hold out hope for peace on the Korean Peninsula, it looks like Kim dumb Yum Yum is still playing fuck fuck games with the Don.

In other news the POTUS recognized Jerusalem as the rightful capital of Israel and opened up a new embassy there. Which in turn pissed off all the Hajjis in Gaza and the West Bank. The sooner those idiots realize that the Israeli army does not give any fucks, the sooner they will stop getting their bodies stacked up like cord wood.

In better news I went to see Deadpool 2 last night and that shit was on. It was way better than any of that Star Wars crap or DC movies that have come out lately. There were lots of dick and fart jokes and gore and killing of bad guys and awesomeness. I highly suggest you go see it.

Anyway I’ve got shit to do and I know you guys do to not want me to hold you up.

Remember that dependas are vile creatures they just want your PX privileges.

Strippers don’t love you neither does your bookie.

Don’t beat your wife.

Don’t beat your dog.

Don’t drink and drive.

Don’t piss off the MPs.

If you fuckers are wondering where Meach is, he is sitting in the D-cell in the MP station because of that whole Kilo Yankee incident. Don’t be like Meach.

Platoon Sergeants – get them the fuck out of here.


E. Michael Davis II, OMar, CPP, 1SG USA (Ret) served nearly 25 years in the United States Army as a Military Police Investigator. His work focused on Investigations, Anti/Counter-Terrorism Operations, Police Special Operations, Intelligence Operations and Force Protection with multiple Joint and Combined Commands. The impact of his work spanned the spectrum from tactical actions to strategic planning and engagement. In this capacity, he worked closely with nearly every security and law enforcement agency of the United States government, as well as dozens of police, security and intelligence agencies of friendly foreign governments. He experienced multiple combat tours in the Gulf War, Bosnia, Afghanistan, and three tours in Iraq. He is a recipient of two Bronze Stars and the Purple Heart amongst many other awards and honors. He earned a Bachelor's Degree in Military History, Graduate Certificate in Terrorism Studies and Master's Degree in Post 1945 Military History from the American Military University - all with honors. He is still active in the anti/counter-terrorism community as well as a freelance author, historian and blogger.

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