AT Ease… REST!
I am not gonna go off about the idiots in politics – I have new targets this week.
Ya know when you are on a road trip and have to piss? Weell, I stopped at a fast track – then the pump jockey handed me that nasty piece of broomstick with the restroom key attached I knew it was ridden with microscopic vermin, soooo I went in the bathroom and shit in the sink. (Do not do this at home)
On another note – serious question. When the same virtue signaling morons are duped by the likes of cults, the Scientologists (redundancy, I know), rapists, and political hacks – why should anyone take their opinions seriously?
Today – I’m driving south on I-95, and I noticed that northbound traffic is backed up from A1A at Nassau County all the way back past the airport exit. I have to go pick up a rental car at the airport. So, I slide in the airport and make like OJ to the Hertz desk grab my car. I decide to bypass all of that nonsense. I try to take the short cut from the airport to Pecan Park road – nope – that shit is closed. Instead I cut through River City and jump on US 17 heading north back in the Nassau County. 2 miles shy of the border, I get stuck in traffic behind all of the cars parked like it’s LA at 5 PM. With a combination idiots entering the intersection without the ability to clear the intersection, JSO driving right by and not stroking tickets to those assholes, and the actual traffic snarl being created by some dudes putting down fucking sod on the side of the road, I am about completely fucking over people right now. Why the fuck would anyone need sod placed on the side of the road in Florida? You can’t keep that shit from growing. People spend millions on roundup in the state every single year. Some idiot developer decided he wanted fresh sod in front of his development ON THE RIGHT OF WAY.
You wonder why road rage happens?
Anyways – I am gonna go chase bunnies this weekend – and then I am gonna take my kids to pray about Zombie Jeezuz. You fuckers have a good weekend and have your shit prepped for a ruck march.
Stay away from chicks that you wouldn’t’ introduce to your grandma.
Don’t drive drunk – etc.
See you bright and early Monday.