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Weekend Safety Brief 02FEB2018

I gotta say – that first State of the Union address made me get a fucking freedom boner that is still raging.

FALL IN! At Ease – Rest.

Let’s be frank here – the POTUS, for those of us who aren’t suffering from a Man-Crush, is kind of a goof ball. However, I gotta say – that first State of the Union address made me get a fucking freedom boner that is still raging. The economy is rockin’, my taxes are lower, my company is giving me $3K in stocks after the corporate taxes were lowered, our boys and girls in shithole countries have been taken off the leash, and he is holding firm on BUILDING THAT FUCKING WALL! Gotta love it!

Couple that with the fact that the deep state, no integrity-having fucks at the FBI and State are skittering around like roaches when the lights come on; and hopefully we will see Hillary behind bars one day, and it has been a good week.

However, there is one small little sadness in Washington this week. One of the few honorable men in Congress announced that he will not seek reelection and is leaving politics. Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-SC) should be the next Attorney General or Supreme Court Justice (hopefully that is the plan). The man is honorable, knowledgeable, and is dedicated to upholding and defending the Constitution. I am sad to see him leave that next of vipers – but I understand why – I wouldn’t last a week before someone got choke-slammed into a desk.

Anywho, the “Big Game” is this weekend… I suppose some of you will be watching it. I love the game of football, but I fucking hate the NFL. Goodell is a fucktard. He and the pack of fucktards that get paid to play a fucking game have ruined the fucking league. Here looking forward to the return of the XFL!

Well, you degenerates have a good weekend – and don’t get too trashed watching the cheating ass Patriots beat the thug ass Eagles, diagnostic PT test on Monday morning.

PMCS your hooptie if you plan on traveling.

Roll deep.

Don’t let your mouth get your ass in trouble.

Wrap it up! Hookers and stripper will give you something AJAX won’t scrub off!

Don’t operate machinery and drive – that includes that kinky torture chair thing of yours SGT P – you sick fuck.

Platoon Sergeants, take charge.




E. Michael Davis II, OMar, CPP, 1SG USA (Ret) served nearly 25 years in the United States Army as a Military Police Investigator. His work focused on Investigations, Anti/Counter-Terrorism Operations, Police Special Operations, Intelligence Operations and Force Protection with multiple Joint and Combined Commands. The impact of his work spanned the spectrum from tactical actions to strategic planning and engagement. In this capacity, he worked closely with nearly every security and law enforcement agency of the United States government, as well as dozens of police, security and intelligence agencies of friendly foreign governments. He experienced multiple combat tours in the Gulf War, Bosnia, Afghanistan, and three tours in Iraq. He is a recipient of two Bronze Stars and the Purple Heart amongst many other awards and honors. He earned a Bachelor's Degree in Military History, Graduate Certificate in Terrorism Studies and Master's Degree in Post 1945 Military History from the American Military University - all with honors. He is still active in the anti/counter-terrorism community as well as a freelance author, historian and blogger.

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