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Weekend Safety Brief 19JAN2018

That one stripper, she loves you – but that is because she has to.  She’s your mom. And WE support single moms!!

Photo:  America’s Got Talent

Fall in! At ease. Rest.

Well, since Meach is on quarters after eating a Tide Pod, I guess we don’t have a CQ runner this week, YET.  I am sure one of you will fuck up before the end of the day.

With all of the panic this week about the “Continuing Resolution” needing renewal (Because Congress won’t do their fucking job), while they call the POTUS a racist for calling shithole countries…umm… SHITHOLES, I thought I might run something by you heathens.

My thing is about all of the politics, is that it is all cronyism at its worst and if they would just make me Emperor for a week, I could fix most of it.

First, we institute term Limits in Congress. That is the first step in eliminating the reason so many stay – because it PAYS to stay.

Next, we ban of campaign contributions, pork spending in bills, Corporate Welfare, Bailouts, Lobbyists, and contracts with corporations on Capitol hill – they are all closely tied together – and perpetuate the bullshit that keeps real budgets and laws from being passed.

Withdrawal from the UN – nuff said.

We should ban “Tzars” and other non-appropriated positions in the Executive.  No more cabinet level positions that are just made up.

Bring back strict adherence to the Constitution and its limits especially the limits set out in the 10th Amendment on Federal Power – thus decentralizing the to the states the HUNDREDS of unconstitutional agencies that have NO place in regulating issues that have nothing to do with interstate commerce, such as the BATFE, EPA, DEA, NPR, NEA etc, etc, ad nauseum.

Repeal the 16th and 17th Amendments.  Replace the tax code with either a flat tax rate or a consumption tax – one page instead of thousands. Return to the many states appointment of Senators – it was never meant to be the house of the People…that is the House of Representatives – you know – the idiots that are supposed to pass a budget EVERY YEAR.

Enact a balanced budget amendment that REQUIRES a zero-base budget be passed every year – and enforce it.

Enforce immigration laws vigorously, build a wall with troops manning it on our southern border, any violation of our sovereignty will be met with appropriate force.  Enact a “guest worker” program like that of the EU, give illegals 1 year to register and become legal workers with all of the benefits and responsibilities of other green card-carrying visitors.  At the end of the year, release LEOs to vigorously hunt down and eject the remaining illegals.  Ban “anchor babies” and chain immigration.

Ban religious institutions and figures from participating in partisan politics from the pulpit (actually already in the tax code) and pull exemptions for violations. Along the same lines enforce the Sedition Act against obvious enemies of the US Constitution like CAIR, Westboro Baptist Church, most Mosques, the Communist and Socialist Parties of America, ANTIFA, the Nazi Party of America, etc, etc, ad nauseum.

Just a few lighthearted thoughts….

Anyway, this is a regular weekend – but I have to drive to Destin (damn my bad luck) so SGT P will be on call.

Make sure you sign out if you are going over 200 miles.

Roll in fire teams.

That one stripper, she loves you – but that is because she has to.  She’s your mom. And WE support single moms!!

Don’t drive drunk – even you Jarheads – no matter what was said about not eating Tide Pods.

Don’t beat your wife – just beat your dick.

Platoon Sergeants – take charge and GTFO.




E. Michael Davis II, OMar, CPP, 1SG USA (Ret) served nearly 25 years in the United States Army as a Military Police Investigator. His work focused on Investigations, Anti/Counter-Terrorism Operations, Police Special Operations, Intelligence Operations and Force Protection with multiple Joint and Combined Commands. The impact of his work spanned the spectrum from tactical actions to strategic planning and engagement. In this capacity, he worked closely with nearly every security and law enforcement agency of the United States government, as well as dozens of police, security and intelligence agencies of friendly foreign governments. He experienced multiple combat tours in the Gulf War, Bosnia, Afghanistan, and three tours in Iraq. He is a recipient of two Bronze Stars and the Purple Heart amongst many other awards and honors. He earned a Bachelor's Degree in Military History, Graduate Certificate in Terrorism Studies and Master's Degree in Post 1945 Military History from the American Military University - all with honors. He is still active in the anti/counter-terrorism community as well as a freelance author, historian and blogger.

1 comment on “Weekend Safety Brief 19JAN2018

  1. Terry Poynter

    agree with everything but banning the first amendment from the pulpit. without THAT, we wouldn’t have had a revolution and beat the lobsterbacks 200 years ago. let free speech be free speech. the way the founders intended it.

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