Welcome back assholes. I hope you all enjoyed your leave. I have been prepping to move and was on call over the holiday – so fuck you.
I guess we get to watch the international dick measuring contest between the POTUS and Lil Kim get to South Park levels of silliness. Meanwhile the DoJ looks like they are gonna brave being suicided as they investigate HillDog for pay-to-play. Is anyone brave enough to talk?
I am headed to the VA to get my annual blood work done – hopefully there isn’t too much rum or bacon fat in my blood stream this time.
So, for you east coast heathens, try to stay warm.
You west coast fuckers stay away from Oregon. Apparently there is an outbreak of gas station fires – something to do with idiots who can’t figure out the simplest machines.
Don’t drive like idiots in the snow.
Don’t use your hazard flashers in the snow or rain. It blinds people and it’s illegal in most states.
Get your tax shit ready – it looks like most of us will get a little more back this year.
Don’t eat the yellow snow.
Remember that strippers and hookers can keep you warm – but will also give you the burning drips.
I won’t be back until Tuesday, so SGT P will leading PT Monday. He mentioned something about doing a polar plunge – so make sure the medics are on hand.