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Weekend Safety Brief – 05JAN18

Don’t eat the yellow snow. Remember that strippers and hookers can keep you warm - but will also give you the burning drips.

Welcome back assholes. I hope you all enjoyed your leave. I have been prepping to move and was on call over the holiday – so fuck you.

I guess we get to watch the international dick measuring contest between the POTUS and Lil Kim get to South Park levels of silliness. Meanwhile the DoJ looks like they are gonna brave being suicided as they investigate HillDog for pay-to-play. Is anyone brave enough to talk?

I am headed to the VA to get my annual blood work done – hopefully there isn’t too much rum or bacon fat in my blood stream this time.

Anyway, I gotta GTFO to make my appointment, then I am headed out to slay some Bambi critters.Shroom Tech Banner

So, for you east coast heathens, try to stay warm.

You west coast fuckers stay away from Oregon. Apparently there is an outbreak of gas station fires – something to do with idiots who can’t figure out the simplest machines.

Don’t drive like idiots in the snow.

Don’t use your hazard flashers in the snow or rain. It blinds people and it’s illegal in most states.

Get your tax shit ready – it looks like most of us will get a little more back this year.

Don’t eat the yellow snow.

Remember that strippers and hookers can keep you warm – but will also give you the burning drips.

I won’t be back until Tuesday, so SGT P will leading PT Monday. He mentioned something about doing a polar plunge – so make sure the medics are on hand.

Platoon Sergeants – take charge and GTFO.Shop Now Banner


E. Michael Davis II, OMar, CPP, 1SG USA (Ret) served nearly 25 years in the United States Army as a Military Police Investigator. His work focused on Investigations, Anti/Counter-Terrorism Operations, Police Special Operations, Intelligence Operations and Force Protection with multiple Joint and Combined Commands. The impact of his work spanned the spectrum from tactical actions to strategic planning and engagement. In this capacity, he worked closely with nearly every security and law enforcement agency of the United States government, as well as dozens of police, security and intelligence agencies of friendly foreign governments. He experienced multiple combat tours in the Gulf War, Bosnia, Afghanistan, and three tours in Iraq. He is a recipient of two Bronze Stars and the Purple Heart amongst many other awards and honors. He earned a Bachelor's Degree in Military History, Graduate Certificate in Terrorism Studies and Master's Degree in Post 1945 Military History from the American Military University - all with honors. He is still active in the anti/counter-terrorism community as well as a freelance author, historian and blogger.

1 comment on “Weekend Safety Brief – 05JAN18

  1. Grunt, Deadduck here. And Happy New year to you! Looking forward to your words of wisdom for all of 2018. “B-52 Pilot” Bob, Lake Wildwood, GA

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