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Weekend Safety Brief 23DEC2017

Safety Brief: Don't stick it in places you don't really want to be

Fall INnnnnn…

Meach! Where is everyone?

Oh yeah, holiday block leave. Shit. Well, it looks like it me, you, and SGT P’s cat have a lot of work to do. There are strippers to be stripped and Rum to be guzzled! You get the Sergeant Major’s HMMWV decorated, and I will find my Santa hat, and we will go cruising Victory Drive in search of cheap tattoos and cheaper broads. Now move out!

I know the many of you are reading this from the comfort of your warm family setting, wearing ugly sweaters, telling tall tales, and getting in political arguments with your Birkenstock wearing Zuncle/Zaunt about how horrible the POTUS is, but remember that there are a few of us who don’t have a place to be. Try to open your hearts and homes to some young, or old, vets for Christmas and help keep some loneliness away. Meanwhile, this degenerate, this cat and I will be on a Christmas bender, bringing joy to all of the single moms, aspiring actresses, and college co-eds that have to work on VD for the holidays – because major daddy issues.

Safety Brief:

Don’t stick it in places you don’t really want to be. (reference picture above)

Happy holidays!


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E. Michael Davis II, OMar, CPP, 1SG USA (Ret) served nearly 25 years in the United States Army as a Military Police Investigator. His work focused on Investigations, Anti/Counter-Terrorism Operations, Police Special Operations, Intelligence Operations and Force Protection with multiple Joint and Combined Commands. The impact of his work spanned the spectrum from tactical actions to strategic planning and engagement. In this capacity, he worked closely with nearly every security and law enforcement agency of the United States government, as well as dozens of police, security and intelligence agencies of friendly foreign governments. He experienced multiple combat tours in the Gulf War, Bosnia, Afghanistan, and three tours in Iraq. He is a recipient of two Bronze Stars and the Purple Heart amongst many other awards and honors. He earned a Bachelor's Degree in Military History, Graduate Certificate in Terrorism Studies and Master's Degree in Post 1945 Military History from the American Military University - all with honors. He is still active in the anti/counter-terrorism community as well as a freelance author, historian and blogger.

1 comment on “Weekend Safety Brief 23DEC2017

  1. david Fairbanks

    Merry Christmas to you and yours and all those at Gruntworks.

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