Alright you bunch of slack jawed troglodytes, horseshoe up.
Can we have just ONE week without something crazy happening? It seems that our buddies in ANTIFA forgot about the playdate we had. I am disappointed. Nonetheless, some nutjob Zoomie reject decided to shoot up a church in Tejas. A couple of Good-Ole-Boys decided to stop that bullshit from going any further and smoke checked that fool like it ain’t no thang. Then the batshit Hollywood leftists and half of Congress decides that we need more gun control and new laws.
I got a memo for those cretins: If you would take time from molesting young actors and forcing yourselves upon women long enough to pull your collective heads out of your asses, what we have here is a classic case of the gubmint failing miserably to follow the law, and a pair of law abiding citizens with guns ending a goddamed massacre.
You see, this flyboy fucktard was Dishonorably Discharged for Domestic Battery – BOTH of which should have banned him from owning a firearm – including on the mandatory background check that he passed when he bought the AR. Hence, the Air Force JAG office might have some people “opting” to retire very soon.
On the other hand, two decent Texans cowboyed up and not only engaged, but also shot that piece of shit, then chased him ‘till he wrecked. This undoubtedly saved lives. We need more of this and less cell phone videos with shouts of “WorldStar!” in the background audio. It seems that we are back to the days (in most situations) that are reminiscent of when Kitty Genovese got stabbed to death and no one did a goddam thing.
Well, I say fuck all that. You are part of the Warrior Class. Your first instinct shouldn’t be to grab your phone, hit record, and shout “WorldStar!” when bad shit goes down. It should kick in your OODA loop and training and you should DO WORK. Then, when you can, call 911 and be prepared to articulate how you eliminated the threat and guided the suspect to the ground using the least amount of force necessary. If you see someone in a bad spot, help out – if you see a bad guy doing bad shit, make a difference.
Anyway – enough of that shit. You fuckers enjoy all of the pats on the back, free drinks and food this weekend; just don’t let shit get sideways. Oh – and happy birthday to all of you crayon eating Devil Dogs – Semper Fi!
Make sure you PMCS your ride and your pecker before you go out – some of you have some ghetto sleds that need work and others of you rarely bathe, I don’t know how you get laid. Seriously.
Roll in fire teams and don’t abandon your bros.
Don’t do drugs or drink and drive.
Don’t go all Hollywood and rape anyone – boy or girl.
Don’t beat your wife or kick your dog.
Since this is a 4 day – get your goat smellin’ asses back here at 0500 for PT on Tuesday.
Now fuck off.
Platoon Sergeants, Take charge of your Platoons.