Bring it in, take a knee.
Meach, push. You know what you did, and SGT P’s cat is NOT happy.
So this week has been all kinds of fun, huh? Between the NFL taking a knee to Kim IL Yum Yum taking the piss, it seems that everyone has something to be good and plenty mad about. Me? I am kinda pissed still that you can’t buy Kinder Eggs in the US anymore. That is some bullshit.
The Hef kicked the bucket on Hump Day. While Playboy was Iconic – he was an old, rich, pimp that lived to see more than his share of WIN. I ain’t hatin’ – I just don’t see the need to mourn a dude that lived a full and long life.
Some Talibs decided to have a go at the SECDEF – I am surprised GEN Mattis didn’t man a Ma’ Deuce and stack some bodies. Oh well, I guess all of us old guys have to let the next generation have their fun as well.
Well fucksticks, I have a hot date with a old bottle of rum and a young lady, so lets wrap this up and GTFO.
Test, Tuck, Test, Tie.
Slap, Pull, Observe, Release, Tap, Shoot.
OK, done with the Sex Ed part.
Don’t beat your wife or pick your friend’s nose.
Don’t do drugs that the doc dinna give ya.
Don’t drink and drive.
Here’s to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.
Roll in fire teams, and don’t start shit.
Make sure to have your shot records with you Monday morning for SRP.
Platoon Sergeants take charge of these heathens.