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Weekend Safety Brief 22SEP2017

Alright Fucktards, bring it in.

Sorry about last week, my personal and professional issues with Ms. Irma prevented the timely production of the Weekend Safety Brief – so please forgive.  If not, go eat a pile of sweaty hajji goat missiles.

Anyway, it seems that The Communist News Network has yet again stepped on its shriveled, impotent schwanz when talking about the POTUS.  Will those cockfags ever learn?

In other news, apparently the POTUS has gone Bigly on Kim Dum Yum Yum and fatboy got TOLD at the UN.  In addition, we finally got after the two face fucks that trade with the NorKs – hopefully we can starve some of their people into standing up to the Prince of Puss.Shroom Tech Banner

Oh, I thought only the US Air Force liked to drop ordinance on friendlies.  Well, apparently Vanya does too.  Those Helos rocked the shit out of a command truck – wait for the safety brief on that debacle.

Finally, the leftist commies and cop haters are out in force lately protesting whatever it is that pisses them off – white cocks and white cops….  I think.  Chop, you should make that a t-shirt!


Don’t do anything stupid and drive.  The troopers and MPs will shoot you for having a tail light out if the media is to be believed.

Don’t do drugs…unless prescribed.

Don’t do your neighbor’s wife.  Because Jesus is watching.

Don’t kick your dog – because I will murder your face.

Sign out if you are going over 50 miles – that means YOU MEACH.

Roll in fireteams and avoid trouble.  But if it finds you STACK BODIES.

SGT P, you and Droz wash my car, that fucker is covered in birdshit, and you owe me for the train you pulled with the BC’s daughter.  You fucking degenerates.

Everyone be ready for a diagnostic PT test on Monday at 0500.

Platoon Sergeants, take charge of your troops and get them the fuck out of my sight.Shop Now Banner


E. Michael Davis II, OMar, CPP, 1SG USA (Ret) served nearly 25 years in the United States Army as a Military Police Investigator. His work focused on Investigations, Anti/Counter-Terrorism Operations, Police Special Operations, Intelligence Operations and Force Protection with multiple Joint and Combined Commands. The impact of his work spanned the spectrum from tactical actions to strategic planning and engagement. In this capacity, he worked closely with nearly every security and law enforcement agency of the United States government, as well as dozens of police, security and intelligence agencies of friendly foreign governments. He experienced multiple combat tours in the Gulf War, Bosnia, Afghanistan, and three tours in Iraq. He is a recipient of two Bronze Stars and the Purple Heart amongst many other awards and honors. He earned a Bachelor's Degree in Military History, Graduate Certificate in Terrorism Studies and Master's Degree in Post 1945 Military History from the American Military University - all with honors. He is still active in the anti/counter-terrorism community as well as a freelance author, historian and blogger.

1 comment on “Weekend Safety Brief 22SEP2017

  1. David Fairbanks

    Loud and Clear Davis,
    Glad you survived the storm.

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