Alright Fucktards, bring it in.
Sorry about last week, my personal and professional issues with Ms. Irma prevented the timely production of the Weekend Safety Brief – so please forgive. If not, go eat a pile of sweaty hajji goat missiles.
Anyway, it seems that The Communist News Network has yet again stepped on its shriveled, impotent schwanz when talking about the POTUS. Will those cockfags ever learn?
In other news, apparently the POTUS has gone Bigly on Kim Dum Yum Yum and fatboy got TOLD at the UN. In addition, we finally got after the two face fucks that trade with the NorKs – hopefully we can starve some of their people into standing up to the Prince of Puss.
Oh, I thought only the US Air Force liked to drop ordinance on friendlies. Well, apparently Vanya does too. Those Helos rocked the shit out of a command truck – wait for the safety brief on that debacle.
Finally, the leftist commies and cop haters are out in force lately protesting whatever it is that pisses them off – white cocks and white cops…. I think. Chop, you should make that a t-shirt!
Don’t do anything stupid and drive. The troopers and MPs will shoot you for having a tail light out if the media is to be believed.
Don’t do drugs…unless prescribed.
Don’t do your neighbor’s wife. Because Jesus is watching.
Don’t kick your dog – because I will murder your face.
Sign out if you are going over 50 miles – that means YOU MEACH.
Roll in fireteams and avoid trouble. But if it finds you STACK BODIES.
SGT P, you and Droz wash my car, that fucker is covered in birdshit, and you owe me for the train you pulled with the BC’s daughter. You fucking degenerates.
Everyone be ready for a diagnostic PT test on Monday at 0500.