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Weekend Safety Brief 1SEP2017

Gather up shitbirds.  I am in a mood as I have had this headache since last Friday.  I think I will name this Migraine “Ex-Wife.”

Meach, Front-Back – GO!

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Well, it seems that we have had an actual fucking disaster hit in Texas.  SGT P has been providing us updates from the Houston area and the situation is grim.  For those who have been under a fucking rock for the last week, Hurricane Harvey snuck up on Texas and decided to go beast mode before coming ashore – umm… THREE TIMES at last count.  It’s a fucking mess.  We have our TX/Infidel shirt on 100% profit diversion to help out, so if you have a mind to get a sweet shirt – the proceeds will go to the victims of this shitstorm.

To help the WHOLE TX National Guard, First Responders, and Volunteers, the POTUS has sent in massive forces from all 5 military branches, from Coasties, Airforce and Navy rescue teams, to Army, Navy, Marine and Air Force aircraft, to a freaking whole ship full of the 26th Marine Expeditionary Unit with their equipment is helping out – not to mention the Nasty Guard types from surrounding states.

Before you get all “Martial Law!” and “Jade Helm!” remember that the US Military does have a disaster relief mission and deploys all over the world to help out in other places – not to mention that this is NOT a violation of Posse Comitatus – it is also not unprecedented.  A shitload of the 18th ABN Corps showed up in Miami to help out after Andrew nuked the fucking place.  And look at it now – it is a thriving shithole with virtually no law and order.  So, relax already – you aren’t going to a FEMA camp.

On the other hand – there are assholes out there posing as DHS agents and looting homes after forcing people to leave.  Also, the “Cajun Navy” has been shot at by looters.  – so, if you are in the area, or going there to help out –  keep your head on a swivel and if possible, keep your weapon handy.

Finally, we are not out of the storm yet – that fucker Harvey is still dumping all over the southeast – and Hurricane Irma is meandering in the general direction of Florida.  While it is still WAY west of the Windward Islands – it is already a Category 3 – and expected to get stronger.  So, keep an eye on that bitch too.

Anyway – this is a 4-day for those of you not on duty for the storm, so try to have fun.  I am gonna go check out the Pepper concert at Port Canaveral with two hotties, hopefully commit a few sins – and maybe even violate the UCMJ, but only some of those archaic laws that the fucking MPs don’t enforce!

Meach, recover – and go load Chops boat full of supplies and ammo – I think he is gonna need it.

Roll in fire teams.

Avoid protests.

Don’t fuck your neighbor’s dog – I am looking at YOU Meach!  You know Droz will actually murder you if you mess with his Heeler, you sick fuck.

Don’t drink and drive.

Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey.

If you wouldn’t eat it – don’t put your dick in it.  SGT P – that doesn’t mean that you can put your dick in the mashed potatoes.

Don’t put your dick in crazy.

Make sure you sign out if you are going over 50 miles out of town and I’ll see you fuckers for PT at 0600 on Tuesday.

Platoon Sergeants, take charge of your platoons.



E. Michael Davis II, OMar, CPP, 1SG USA (Ret) served nearly 25 years in the United States Army as a Military Police Investigator. His work focused on Investigations, Anti/Counter-Terrorism Operations, Police Special Operations, Intelligence Operations and Force Protection with multiple Joint and Combined Commands. The impact of his work spanned the spectrum from tactical actions to strategic planning and engagement. In this capacity, he worked closely with nearly every security and law enforcement agency of the United States government, as well as dozens of police, security and intelligence agencies of friendly foreign governments. He experienced multiple combat tours in the Gulf War, Bosnia, Afghanistan, and three tours in Iraq. He is a recipient of two Bronze Stars and the Purple Heart amongst many other awards and honors. He earned a Bachelor's Degree in Military History, Graduate Certificate in Terrorism Studies and Master's Degree in Post 1945 Military History from the American Military University - all with honors. He is still active in the anti/counter-terrorism community as well as a freelance author, historian and blogger.

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