Gather up heathens – I have a headache and I don’t want to have to yell too loud.
Meach! Go get SGT P and tell him to waterboard you until you turn over the compasses that you stole from the PACFLT guys. They really need them. Who puts a lieutenant in charge of navigation at night anyway?
So this week has been a clusterfuck of epic proportions. There has been some good news, and some bad news.
It looks like a shitload of you are about to go back over to Afghaniblamistan for stability operations. That sucks. But the good news is that it looks like the SECDEF has convinced the POTUS that we are only effective with the gloves off. So hopefully that means that you are gonna be able to get some like it was the first month in Iraq during 2003. *SIGH* that was good times boys. I miss it.
In other news, North Korea is still talking shit, and Basra in Iraq is in a state of near civil war. Imagine that. Oh – and suddenly the UN thinks that the Coalition in Syria should back off of Raqqa because of possible collateral damage. I have news for them – when we liberate a city (event through proxies) we liberate the SHIT out of it. You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs – and other clichés that I am too tired to remember.
If you are out and about, don’t be complacent. Terrorists, ANTIFA scumbags, apparently Nazis now, and just creepers with submarines and a predilection for drawing and quartering people are out there and active. If you see a protest – leg it the fuck out of there. If you are in Europe – beware of Concerts…. Jes sayin.
Roll in fire teams.
Don’t drink and drive – I only drink to make other people more interesting.
Don’t beat your wife – unless she is into that shit.
Don’t beat your dog – unless… ewww – stop, you sick fucks.
Don’t do drugs.
SGT P, did he tell you were those compasses are?
See you sorry lot at 0600 for PT on Monday.
Platoon Sergeants take charge of your troops.