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Weekend Safety Brief 04AUG17

Good afternoon scoundrels!
Bring it in and horseshoe up!
So this week Vlad has started a bit of hardline diplomacy against us, the Iranians and NorKs continue their nuclear fuck-fuck games, China is stonewalling in the South China Sea, Dutarte said we suck and the GWOT goes on… BUT – the only think that anyone gives a shit about is the tranny issue. So, fuck it – lets beat that dead elephant in the middle of the room too… wait.. what?

WSB 8-4 3I see this from several angles – and none of them will assuage those in support of integrating the Transgender community into the military or do anything to end the “screeeee” sound coming from the far left any time the POTUS tweets anything. Nonetheless – let me get real for a second.
Here are the facts –WSB 8-4 4
Yes, there have been cross-dressers and transgenders throughout history that have served honorably and bravely. Ed Wood and SGT P come to mind immediately.  Not to mention the fact that some of our most beloved fictional characters were known to sometimes play dress up.

But here is the thing – I really don’t give a shit about what people do in the privacy of their own home – or even in public – as long as it doesn’t interfere with the good order and discipline of the military. Our job is to kill people and blow shit up. Regardless of the other arguments, Transgender persons would be disqualified from purely a medical/deployability aspect if the issue weren’t such a political hot potato. THAT POLITICAL HOT POTATO is why we shouldn’t even be having this discussion. We don’t have the headspace or timing to fuck around with transgender issues when we are spending too much time dealing with training that has nothing to do with killing the enemy or supporting those that do. All this while the whole fucking world has gone crazy and we are still fighting the GLOBAL (Meaning World) WAR (This is the 3rd one right?) ON (fucking) TERRORISM (meaning Hajji, because terrorism is just a tactic – so this should really read: WWIII against Hajji!)WSB 8-4 5
That being said in full disclosure – I once blew a trannie while power shifting in my ’79 Mustang. Wait – that didn’t come out right – nevermind – forget I said that.

Now – look back at the first paragraph and tell me that even though he is orange and has small hands – not to mention has have some massive fails so far on the Hill – the POTUS is a marketing genius. You and the whole country have forgotten about what is really important – and it’s not whether the POTUS has canceled a policy that is just over a year old…
Enough of that bullshit.
WSB 8-4 2.jpgRoll in fireteams.
Stay away from Hamburger Mary’s – Meach fell in love there… jes sayin…
Check your oil and tires before you roll out.
Don’t drink and drive – and remember, I only drink to make other people more interesting.
Don’t do drugs.
Don’t beat you wife – but playing dunk the cat in the pool can be fun.
Platoon Sergeants, take charge of your Platoons.
1SG Moriarti – OUT!

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E. Michael Davis II, OMar, CPP, 1SG USA (Ret) served nearly 25 years in the United States Army as a Military Police Investigator. His work focused on Investigations, Anti/Counter-Terrorism Operations, Police Special Operations, Intelligence Operations and Force Protection with multiple Joint and Combined Commands. The impact of his work spanned the spectrum from tactical actions to strategic planning and engagement. In this capacity, he worked closely with nearly every security and law enforcement agency of the United States government, as well as dozens of police, security and intelligence agencies of friendly foreign governments. He experienced multiple combat tours in the Gulf War, Bosnia, Afghanistan, and three tours in Iraq. He is a recipient of two Bronze Stars and the Purple Heart amongst many other awards and honors. He earned a Bachelor’s Degree in Military History, Graduate Certificate in Terrorism Studies and Master’s Degree in Post 1945 Military History from the American Military University – all with honors. He is still active in the anti/counter-terrorism community as well as a freelance author, historian and blogger.

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