Good afternoon scoundrels!
Bring it in and horseshoe up!
So this week Vlad has started a bit of hardline diplomacy against us, the Iranians and NorKs continue their nuclear fuck-fuck games, China is stonewalling in the South China Sea, Dutarte said we suck and the GWOT goes on… BUT – the only think that anyone gives a shit about is the tranny issue. So, fuck it – lets beat that dead elephant in the middle of the room too… wait.. what?
I see this from several angles – and none of them will assuage those in support of integrating the Transgender community into the military or do anything to end the “screeeee” sound coming from the far left any time the POTUS tweets anything. Nonetheless – let me get real for a second.
Here are the facts –
Yes, there have been cross-dressers and transgenders throughout history that have served honorably and bravely. Ed Wood and SGT P come to mind immediately. Not to mention the fact that some of our most beloved fictional characters were known to sometimes play dress up.
But here is the thing – I really don’t give a shit about what people do in the privacy of their own home – or even in public – as long as it doesn’t interfere with the good order and discipline of the military. Our job is to kill people and blow shit up. Regardless of the other arguments, Transgender persons would be disqualified from purely a medical/deployability aspect if the issue weren’t such a political hot potato. THAT POLITICAL HOT POTATO is why we shouldn’t even be having this discussion. We don’t have the headspace or timing to fuck around with transgender issues when we are spending too much time dealing with training that has nothing to do with killing the enemy or supporting those that do. All this while the whole fucking world has gone crazy and we are still fighting the GLOBAL (Meaning World) WAR (This is the 3rd one right?) ON (fucking) TERRORISM (meaning Hajji, because terrorism is just a tactic – so this should really read: WWIII against Hajji!)
That being said in full disclosure – I once blew a trannie while power shifting in my ’79 Mustang. Wait – that didn’t come out right – nevermind – forget I said that.
Now – look back at the first paragraph and tell me that even though he is orange and has small hands – not to mention has have some massive fails so far on the Hill – the POTUS is a marketing genius. You and the whole country have forgotten about what is really important – and it’s not whether the POTUS has canceled a policy that is just over a year old…
Enough of that bullshit.
Roll in fireteams.
Stay away from Hamburger Mary’s – Meach fell in love there… jes sayin…
Check your oil and tires before you roll out.
Don’t drink and drive – and remember, I only drink to make other people more interesting.
Don’t do drugs.
Don’t beat you wife – but playing dunk the cat in the pool can be fun.
Platoon Sergeants, take charge of your Platoons.
1SG Moriarti – OUT!