Good afternoon Heathens!
Bring it in and horseshoe up!
Well, this week has been kind of quiet week on the international fronts. Of course there is always the ongoing “investigation” into 45’s “Russian Connection”… YAWN! That being said – there has been a few things going on around here that are of interest. Shadow’s monitoring of the net at night seems to be going well. For those of you that don’t know, Shadow is covering the night shift and welcomes your input to keep him awake.
The shit talking between that over the hill, illiterate boxer and the tattooed up, overgrown, soulless leprechaun has ramped up. I love it. Here is a sample – but I can’t help think that they both look like a couple of bros, shit talking for fun. They are both getting paid – so neither one really cares who wins.
The video below is a montage of Gruntworks staff caught on camera. In clip one, Chop has apparently been “helping” with his rotary wing skills. In the second clip SGT P feeds Meach a Banana. In the third, the bloggers are arguing in a video conference… and things get interesting. The fourth shows our gate guard at the compound chatting up a slut while some broad gets her car wrecked in the background. And the last one is of Alex the Spy trying to take sneaky photos during a gadget show – and failing in a spectacular manner.
Anyway – that is all I got today. Here is the requisite list…
Go out in fireteams.
Check your oil and tires before you roll out.
Don’t drink and drive – and remember, I don’t get drunk – I GET AWESOME!
Don’t do drugs.
Don’t kick your wife or beat your dog.
Oh – DON’T JOIN ISIS. (this is apparently a thing now. Just…NO.)
Platoon Sergeants, take charge of your Platoons.
1SG Moriarti – OUT!