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Weekend Safety Brief 21JUL2017

Good afternoon Heathens!

Bring it in and horseshoe up!

Well, this week has been kind of quiet week on the international fronts. Of course there is always the ongoing “investigation” into 45’s “Russian Connection”… YAWN! That being said – there has been a few things going on around here that are of interest. Shadow’s monitoring of the net at night seems to be going well. For those of you that don’t know, Shadow is covering the night shift and welcomes your input to keep him awake.Product Block Trump 45

The shit talking between that over the hill, illiterate boxer and the tattooed up, overgrown, soulless leprechaun has ramped up. I love it. Here is a sample – but I can’t help think that they both look like a couple of bros, shit talking for fun. They are both getting paid – so neither one really cares who wins.

Soulless vs. Illiterate

The video below is a montage of Gruntworks staff caught on camera. In clip one, Chop has apparently been “helping” with his rotary wing skills. In the second clip SGT P feeds Meach a Banana. In the third, the bloggers are arguing in a video conference… and things get interesting. The fourth shows our gate guard at the compound chatting up a slut while some broad gets her car wrecked in the background. And the last one is of Alex the Spy trying to take sneaky photos during a gadget show – and failing in a spectacular manner.

Gruntworks Behind the Scenes

Anyway – that is all I got today. Here is the requisite list…

Go out in fireteams.

Has anyone tried Bumble? Are broads on there better than the one on Tinder or at Strip Clubs?

Check your oil and tires before you roll out.

Don’t drink and drive – and remember, I don’t get drunk – I GET AWESOME!

Don’t do drugs.

Don’t kick your wife or beat your dog.

Oh – DON’T JOIN ISIS. (this is apparently a thing now. Just…NO.)

Platoon Sergeants, take charge of your Platoons.

1SG Moriarti – OUT!


E. Michael Davis II, OMar, CPP, 1SG USA (Ret) served nearly 25 years in the United States Army as a Military Police Investigator. His work focused on Investigations, Anti/Counter-Terrorism Operations, Police Special Operations, Intelligence Operations and Force Protection with multiple Joint and Combined Commands. The impact of his work spanned the spectrum from tactical actions to strategic planning and engagement. In this capacity, he worked closely with nearly every security and law enforcement agency of the United States government, as well as dozens of police, security and intelligence agencies of friendly foreign governments. He experienced multiple combat tours in the Gulf War, Bosnia, Afghanistan, and three tours in Iraq. He is a recipient of two Bronze Stars and the Purple Heart amongst many other awards and honors. He earned a Bachelor's Degree in Military History, Graduate Certificate in Terrorism Studies and Master's Degree in Post 1945 Military History from the American Military University - all with honors. He is still active in the anti/counter-terrorism community as well as a freelance author, historian and blogger.

1 comment on “Weekend Safety Brief 21JUL2017

  1. Get Freight

    Thank you Top. Look forward to your safety briefs every Friday.

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