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Weekend Safety Brief 14JUL2017

Bring it in!

Where the fuck is Meach!? I sent that idiot to go replace all the divots where Chop and Droz were practicing fucking golf on the Battalion parade field. Jeezuz, you fuckers are gonna have the Sergeant Major down here eating souls for dinner.

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Man – this week has been all sideways. I had three dates from Tinder – one was 450 pounds if she was an ounce…but I fucked her – the second wanted money up front and only had a few cold sores…so I fucked her – and the third was SGT Hunter’s mom…Yup, I fucked her. Today my dick keeps sticking to my drawers – so I had to go to the TroopMed and get rodded and some shots…but it was sorta worth it.

Apparently we are in a contest with Ivan over who can kill that ISIS bastard al Baghdadi the most…and they are ahead. Someone call the Air Force and the Compound on Bragg and tell them to tighten the fuck up.

The ChiComs and the Navy have been playing seek and go hide for the last week… It seems to me that the navy just lost that game with a Japanese freighter a couple of weeks ago… Too soon?

Oh – as a reminder some Leathernecks and their Corpsman from the Raiders were killed in a crash this week. Keep ‘em and their families in your prayers – that is a hell of a way to die.

Roll in fireteams.

Tinder sluts are the new Strippers… Hence the Silver Bullet this week. WRAP IT!

PMCS your ride.

If you are having a dessert – you haven’t had enough to drink!

Don’t do drugs.

Don’t beat your wife or kick your dog.

Now GTFO before I find something for you to do this weekend.

Platoon Sergeants, take charge of your Platoons.

1SG Moriarti – OUT!


E. Michael Davis II, OMar, CPP, 1SG USA (Ret) served nearly 25 years in the United States Army as a Military Police Investigator. His work focused on Investigations, Anti/Counter-Terrorism Operations, Police Special Operations, Intelligence Operations and Force Protection with multiple Joint and Combined Commands. The impact of his work spanned the spectrum from tactical actions to strategic planning and engagement. In this capacity, he worked closely with nearly every security and law enforcement agency of the United States government, as well as dozens of police, security and intelligence agencies of friendly foreign governments. He experienced multiple combat tours in the Gulf War, Bosnia, Afghanistan, and three tours in Iraq. He is a recipient of two Bronze Stars and the Purple Heart amongst many other awards and honors. He earned a Bachelor's Degree in Military History, Graduate Certificate in Terrorism Studies and Master's Degree in Post 1945 Military History from the American Military University - all with honors. He is still active in the anti/counter-terrorism community as well as a freelance author, historian and blogger.

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