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Weekend Safety Brief 7JUL17

Bring it in – gather ‘round.

Droz! Put that Heeler to good use and have him round up Big Irish, Meach, and Sgt P – last I heard, they were “chumming” for sharks – nasty bastards!

Well, you had a 4-day, and now a short week. Don’t get used to it – you younger Soldiers and none of the Marines probably don’t know what an ARTEP is – but you do know what a Field Problem is – and there is one coming up. Soooo – Monday morning immediately after PT we will have a full TA-50/782 layout to make sure you have all your kit. That means you need to carry your ass to Clothing Sales and/or Ranger Joe’s and buy the shit that you lost on the last Field Problem, pawned for beer money or gave to your little brother for Boy Scout camp.

I hear some of you went diving with Representative Mast and Chop this weekend. Doin’ helo-casts into shark infested water. Dumbasses. You do know that Chop eats shark raw, and Mast doesn’t have any legs to be gnawed off – so why would you maniacs do that shit? Anyway – It looked like good fun.

And all you malcontents welcome in our newest Grunt…Shadow from Grunts11Bravo.  He decided to transfer to Gruntworks and Chop approved his transfer paperwork.  He will soon be sneaking around the A.O…trolling you mouth-breathers, so look our for him.  Welcome in Shadow!

So, I suppose you have all seen the nonstop bullshit from Hajji, the NorKs and Ivan. Syria/Iraq and Afghanistan – well, they still suck but our brothers over there are kicking ass when they are allowed to. It looks like some of our operators are having some fun with the Philippine Army kicking the crap out of Abu Sayyaf. I am beginning to like Philippine President (for life?) Duterte – he said he was gonna go all pigmy cannibal on those ISIS loving goat fuckers.

WSB 7-7 2I trust you all have seen that reddit .gif of the POTUS giving CNN a good ole beat down – AND where CNN decided to get sideways with the poor kid that made the .gif? Well – CNN knows not with whom they fuck. So we might as well get in on the fun. Show us your best #cnnblackmail memes and show ‘em how we feel about a corrupt 4th estate! Post up in the comments!

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One last thing – take a second today to remember that we are not the only nation to suffer at the hands of hajji. 12 years ago, London was brutally attacked on the subway and busses. I was in London that day. A twist of fate kept me off that train. I was on my way to the states to link up with my new unit and go back to Iraq. I would have normally taken the train to the underground to the airport. But, I had my deployment bags – so I hired a cab. It may have saved my life. I will never forget what they did to the UK that day or of the ongoing war against Islamists. RIP to the fallen. TIL VALHAL and good hunting to the brave men and women out there taking it to the bad guys

About this weekend – remember to check out your ride before you ride out. You don’t want to end up blowing a tranny in your Camaro….

Stay away from those strippers! I swear some of you have more Baby-Mamas than you do years of service.

If you are drinking – UBER!

Roll in fireteams and don’t start shit – but if shit finds you END IT.

Platoon Sergeants, take charge of your Platoons.

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E. Michael Davis II, OMar, CPP, 1SG USA (Ret) served nearly 25 years in the United States Army as a Military Police Investigator. His work focused on Investigations, Anti/Counter-Terrorism Operations, Police Special Operations, Intelligence Operations and Force Protection with multiple Joint and Combined Commands. The impact of his work spanned the spectrum from tactical actions to strategic planning and engagement. In this capacity, he worked closely with nearly every security and law enforcement agency of the United States government, as well as dozens of police, security and intelligence agencies of friendly foreign governments. He experienced multiple combat tours in the Gulf War, Bosnia, Afghanistan, and three tours in Iraq. He is a recipient of two Bronze Stars and the Purple Heart amongst many other awards and honors. He earned a Bachelor's Degree in Military History, Graduate Certificate in Terrorism Studies and Master's Degree in Post 1945 Military History from the American Military University - all with honors. He is still active in the anti/counter-terrorism community as well as a freelance author, historian and blogger.

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