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Weekend Safety Brief 19MAY2017

Alright, horseshoe up. And keep it down – I am fighting a migraine. My fucking TBI is acting up from the shit I saw a few minutes ago.

Meach – dying cockroach. Move.

I just saw the most disgusting thing I have had the misfortune of observing in a long time – and I am not talking about SGT P’s kink films. Your boy (girl?) Private Manning is out of Leavenworth and flaunting his (her?) goodies all over twitter. Now I know some of you are down for some strange shit – but stay away from that freakshow. Pure treasonous trash. That means you SGT P.

On a similar note – this fucker – Navy Lt Nick Bradshaw, did not, contrary to the latest meme, give his life in combat whilst killing Soviets over the Indian Ocean 33 years ago. He was killed in an aircraft accident that was caused by his midget pilot while on a training flight in California. Don’t believe the fake news…

Going the other way, we need a moment of silence please for Eagle Driver, Wolverine and hero of the resistance – LTC Andrew “Andy” Tanner (USAF) as he has slipped loose this mortal coil. On a serious note: RIP Powers Boothe

It seems that not only is Kim Jung Yum-Yum tweaking the CinC, half of congress has flipped their shit over Comey getting fired. Who the hell knows how that is gonna turn out… but I do know the Air Force is steadily getting fire missions from the Operators that are taking it to the Islamic State – and I like that shit.

As a reminder, this week is National Police Week, and you know that in spite of the MP’s – we back the blue here. They deal with the worst scum every day. So give the MPs a break and act right for ONE weekend, if you can find the kindness in your cold black hearts. Oh yeah – watch this cop come with some Ninja-like speed and win a gunfight up close.

Cop get ambushed and quckdraws his smoke wagon like it ain’t no thang.

Well, that is enough of that shit. Remember to save your last $50 for the uber ride home, because after your cash is gone, those strippers don’t love you anymore.

Stay away from drugs – even those of you who are out – you job may depend on it.

Don’t rape your dog, or his girlfriend – or kick your wife.

If you drink – don’t drive – you don’t want to end up like that squid that plowed all those people in Times Square yesterday. Especially in the South – the cops down there would have shot his ass before he got out of the car.

Meach – Recover. Go find Chop and tell him you need 100 yards of flight line.

The rest of you – Hit the bricks. I am going to down some pharmaceuticals.

Platoon Sergeants, take charge of your Platoons.

1SG Moriarti – OUT!



E. Michael Davis II, OMar, CPP, 1SG USA (Ret) served nearly 25 years in the United States Army as a Military Police Investigator. His work focused on Investigations, Anti/Counter-Terrorism Operations, Police Special Operations, Intelligence Operations and Force Protection with multiple Joint and Combined Commands. The impact of his work spanned the spectrum from tactical actions to strategic planning and engagement. In this capacity, he worked closely with nearly every security and law enforcement agency of the United States government, as well as dozens of police, security and intelligence agencies of friendly foreign governments. He experienced multiple combat tours in the Gulf War, Bosnia, Afghanistan, and three tours in Iraq. He is a recipient of two Bronze Stars and the Purple Heart amongst many other awards and honors. He earned a Bachelor's Degree in Military History, Graduate Certificate in Terrorism Studies and Master's Degree in Post 1945 Military History from the American Military University - all with honors. He is still active in the anti/counter-terrorism community as well as a freelance author, historian and blogger.

1 comment on “Weekend Safety Brief 19MAY2017

  1. David Fairbanks

    Looked like the perp tried to hit the cop with an m16 type of rifle. (Had to go very slowly with the play of video). Nice reaction by deputy. His training took over with the aiming and firing, while his mind was in shock. Took some time for him to catch his breath. Bet his pants are brown in certain areas. Mine probably would be. 🙂 III%

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