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Weekend Safety Brief 4/28/2017

Bring it in guys – horseshoe up.

Meach – low crawl your ass over to the medics and get that disgusting pecker of yours rodded.

You fuckers keep it down, I am still hung over from the battle that I lost with that bottle of Rum last night.

It looks like Kim Yum-Yum’s craptastic NorK missiles weren’t about shit – so the CinC decided to show him what the Air Force can do with a 40 year old Minuteman III. Checkmate fat-boy. Also – the ChiComs and Ivan have decided to lean on the NorKs too, so in spite of all the saber rattling, things are so far tense – but stable.Product Block Gangster Diplomacy

Likewise, the Mad Mullahs in speedboats apparently tried to test the Navy in the Persian Gulf and discovered that the CinC has changed the ROI since Barry left office, and a few simple flares made them glad they were wearing brown pants as they hauled ass out of there.

Based Stickman and the Proud Boys have formed a new alliance of Alt-Knights and at a free-speech rally yesterday in Berkley, not one Commie AntiFa punk even showed up. Imagine that. Speaking of which, you need to add “Chop Talk” to your watching list each week – that crazy Helo Pilot has some awesome guests and awesome things to say.

Come to think of it – where is he? Anyone seen Chop? SGT P – I am holding you and Sar’nt Rob responsible for whatever nonsense he is up to.

On a different note, I don’t know if you saw that POS POG and her Active Duty POS Solider kill that dog this week. But know this:  If I catch any of you degenerates abusing a dog – especially a service dog – I will personally beat you to death with a choke chain. That shit was uncool.

Anyway, maintain your situational awareness this weekend, not only are the Leftists gearing up for the socialist version of Christmas – MayDay – on Monday, but the Hajjis are surely plotting to put the hurt on more good Western people, and especially Americans.

Roll in fireteams.


Always do sober, what you said you would do when drunk. That will teach you to keep your fucking mouth shut.

Strippers are a death trap of Blue Waffle nastiness – hence Meach is getting the Silver Bullet right now.

Check your ghetto yacht’s tires, oil and water before you ride out. That reminds me – stop believing those car salesmen. They are worse than your recruiter.

If you are drinking that ricket, don’t drive.

Don’t do drugs.

If you get laid, make sure you wrap that rascal – or end up like Meach.

Leave no one behind for the MPs to police up.

Don’t beat your wife – and if she starts shit, just leave. It isn’t worth the ride in the back of a patrol car.

Ok – enough from me..I need some Gatorade and about 6 packs of BC powders.

You sham artists GTFO before I find something for you to do this weekend.

Platoon Sergeants, take charge of your Platoons.

1SG Moriarti – OUT!


E. Michael Davis II, OMar, CPP, 1SG USA (Ret) served nearly 25 years in the United States Army as a Military Police Investigator. His work focused on Investigations, Anti/Counter-Terrorism Operations, Police Special Operations, Intelligence Operations and Force Protection with multiple Joint and Combined Commands. The impact of his work spanned the spectrum from tactical actions to strategic planning and engagement. In this capacity, he worked closely with nearly every security and law enforcement agency of the United States government, as well as dozens of police, security and intelligence agencies of friendly foreign governments. He experienced multiple combat tours in the Gulf War, Bosnia, Afghanistan, and three tours in Iraq. He is a recipient of two Bronze Stars and the Purple Heart amongst many other awards and honors. He earned a Bachelor's Degree in Military History, Graduate Certificate in Terrorism Studies and Master's Degree in Post 1945 Military History from the American Military University - all with honors. He is still active in the anti/counter-terrorism community as well as a freelance author, historian and blogger.

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