Check your corners. Travel in buddy teams. Don’t get drunk without a sober team leader to manage your shenanigans… or else you could fall prey to a feral Lena Dunham, and forced to reciprocate inside her cavernous tuna-canoe like so many victims before you.
Dan also spoke about the concept of “Leaders always eat last,” alluding to the common practice of effective leaders always taking care of their troops first, before taking care of themselves. He said that he would use this principle in Congress for his District constituents.